Mandi and John grab salt and check their feet for nails with 2020’s SPELL. When a man crashes his plane, his only thoughts are to find his family. But when a strange elderly couple keeps him locked in their attic, he worries things may not be all what they seem. Can he (and we) survive creepy eyed homunculi, hand soup, and the destructive powerhouse that is…LEWIS?

John and Mandi grab their stakes and check each other for fangs in 1998’s VAMPIRES. When a master vampire kills his hunters, the Church’s lead slayer goes to hunt him down. But when it seems like the vampire is searching for something, the slayer finds himself in a race against the sun to save the world. Can he (and we) hold out against bisecting fingernails, at least three different kinds of wood and the worst love story ever?

Mandi and John check their air gauges and update their subscribers in 2021’s THE DEEP HOUSE. When two burgeoning social media influencers are led to a sunken home in rural France, they think this is their first step on the way to internet stardom. But when they can’t get out, their dwindling oxygen supply may be the least of their concerns. Can they (and we) deal with metal masked cadavers, devil catfish, and the mechanical machinations of…Tom?

We here at Everything’s Scary @ 3 A.M. wanna wish everyone a very Happy Thanksgiving with 2020’s THE LAST THANKSGIVING. Being forced to work on the holidays is awful, but it get’s worse when cannibals invade your business to invite you to a good home cooked meal. Can our… protagonists? (and we ourselves) stay out of the gravy pit long enough to celebrate the holiday?

John and Mandi put on their fresh scrubs and make sure their IDs are displayed in the thoracic box for 2020’s 12 HOUR SHIFT. When a nurse with a habit hands off human organs to feed her habit, she thinks everything’s going well. Unfortunately, the person meant to transport the pilfered body parts is an idiot. Can the nurse (and we) make it through a shift with murderous cyclopes, amorous officers of the law, and a cousin who can’t stop killing?  

Mandi and John grab their sunglasses and extra antifreeze for 1992’s HIGHWAY TO HELL. When a young couple is torn apart by the minions of the pit, they will stop at nothing to find each other again. But souls of the damned will use every trick in their diabolical book to keep that from happening. Can this couple (and we) prevail against Hell Cops, demonic biker gangs, the devil himself, and a ton of weird cameos?

John and Mandi grab some hot tea and find another hospital intern for 2015’s HE NEVER DIED. Jack just wants to be left alone, but for some reason the world won’t let him be. When he runs afoul of the mob, his isolation is broken, along with his control. Can he (and we) keep our hunger in check through a world of water drugging middle men, brand new daughters who are pretty out there and Tim?

ESat3am proudly presents a two-fer for Halloween! Enjoy!

Mandi and John get their hard suits on and grab their rabbits for 2020’s UNDERWATER. When a massive quake wrecks an underwater drilling platform, the few survivors do everything they can to stay alive. But something else is out there, awake and hungry. Can they (and we) make SAN checks against back bursting sea worms, angry water, deep ones that may or may not be photosensitive and an actual old one?

John and Mandi light every candle and ready their largest recliners for 2019’s KILLER SOFA. A dancer’s life is turned upside down when a series of strange events unfolds after she acquires a new lounger. But after the bodies start piling up, it turns out her new chair is made of more than just cotton and springs. Can she (and we) recline against shin crushing leg rests, improper usage of home irons and people flagrantly disregarding fire safety rules?