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John and Mandi get out their whittling gear and brush up on their Ancient Egyptian for 1989’s PUPPET MASTER. When 4 psychics receive a powerful emanation, they make their way to their deceased colleges home. But when the visions continue and the bodies begin to pile up, they might find themselves trapped by minions of darkness. Can they (and we) psychically research their way through drilling dolls, misfit marionettes and the terror of Leach Woman?


Mandi and John rosin up their bows and put on some stylish sunglasses for 2002’s THE EYE. After a young woman undergoes an operation to restore her sight, her world is turned upside down when she sees visions of the dead. But when the spirits begin to warn her of disasters ahead, she’ll try her best to avert it. Can she (and we) see past fainting violin solos, missing re-poltergeists and improper hazmat procedures?


John and Mandi put on scorpion pinky rings and get their thumb cuffs ready for 1989’s WARLOCK. Traveling from the 17th to the 20th century, a warlock and a witch hunter race to find a book that holds the key to destroying all creation. Thankfully a Valley Girl is here to help him. Can they (and we) cast ourselves through evil book finding goat eyes, terrible flying effects and perfectly salted whips?


John and Mandi grab their rest stop candy bars and set fire to their pants for 2022’s GLORIOUS. After the loss of his love, a young man spends a self-destructive night burning his memories of the past. But when he awakens and runs into the nearby rest stop bathroom, he finds himself in a cosmic trap. Can he (and we) crawl through eldritch terror, raining blood, and the normal peril of just using a highway rest stop?


Mandi and John grab their flare guns and get their airplane tickets ready for 2020’s BLOODY HELL. After prison, a man decides to take a vacation to beautiful Helsinki. But when he awakens in a basement missing his leg, he must use every ounce of his wits to survive. Can he (and we) cut our way free of mask wearing twins, chewed on uncles and the house shaking might of Pati?


John and Mandi get 6 dollar muffins and put on their 5-point seatbelts for 2022’s DAY SHIFT. A divorced father tries to get money for his family the only way he knows how: killing vampires. But when he crosses an ambitious bloodsucker, it’s up to him to make sure his family stays safe no matter the cost. Can he (and we) contort our way through homicidal vampiric realtors, monster hunting bureaucracy, and just plain L.A. traffic? 


Mandi and John don their beekeeping hats and shut off the power at the box for 2022’s UMMA. When a mother living off the gird has a visitor from her past reenter her life, it’s all she can do to try to hold herself together. But when strange things start to happen, even affecting her daughter, she might not be able to hide any longer. Can she (and we) peddle our way through extreme dress combat, poultry pouncing nine tails and “No more wired lamps EVER!”?


John and Mandi get out their VCR and make space on the coffee table for 2016’s BEYOND THE GATES. When two estranged brothers find an old VHS board game in their missing father’s belongings, they think it’s nothing but a bit of harmless nostalgia. But when strange events start occurring, and the bodies begin to pile up, they might have to play to the end to survive. Can they (and we) fast forward though explosive intestines, cranial keyholes and massive daddy issues?


Mandi and John grab holy water filled squirt guns for 1996’s THE FRIGHTENERS. When mysterious deaths begin to plague a small town with a dark past, the only person with a clue is the town pariah and his spectral friends. But when a link is found to the killings of a long dead serial murderer, he might not be able to make it out of this scam alive. Can he (and we) haunt our way through creepy killer stabbings, annoying ex ex’s and lunatic feds?


John and Mandi put on chucks and break out the CD drive for 1992’s BRAINSCAN. A boy obsessed with horror searches and finds the next big thing in terror: a game where you live through the eyes of a killer. But when it stops being a game and the police begin to ask questions, it’s a race against time and the demonic entity from the disc to survive. Can he (and we) limp through creepy girls next door, playful foot stealing pups and the Trickster’s terrible wardrobe?