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EPISODE 91: THE CONJURING (2013)

Mandi and John get on their grooviest apparel and set the Wayback Machine for the 1970’s to investigate 2013’s THE CONJURING. When a family comes under attack by a demonic spirit, they must reach out to a based-on-real-life husband and wife team of paranormal investigators for help. But as the haunting intensifies, will anyone be able to stop this menace? Can they (and we) survive malevolent music boxes, antagonistic amories and the evil of well hung witch? 

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NEW EPISODE: SLAXX (2019)

John and Mandi get on their nametags, put on their walki-talkies and step out onto the sales floor for 2019’s SLAXX. When a young woman starts her first day at her new retail job on one of the most important nights of the store’s history, she’s excited to be part of the team. But when the bodies start to pile up and the sinister secret behind their new product is revealed, she’ll have to fight to survive till the end of her shift. Can she (and we) endure murderous managers, vapid influencers and bloodthirsty pants?  

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NEW EPISODE: COME TRUE (2021)

Mandi and John don their sleeping gowns and prepare to dream a suspenseful dream with 2021’s COME TRUE. When a troubled young woman finds herself in dire straits, she joins a sleep study for a good nights rest. But as the study goes on, she finds it harder to decern reality from nightmare. Can she (and we) get a peaceful rest when faced with flickering computer screens, shadowy figures and creeper scientists?
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NEW EPISODE: GAME OF DEATH (2020)

John and Mandi get on their swim trunks and grab a beer bong for a day of sun, fun, and murder in 2020’s GAME OF DEATH. When a bunch of…exuberant youths find a game in a closet, they decide to take it for a spin. But when they start to die, they have an awful choice to make. Can they (and we) survive gratuitous head-splosions, car bi-sections and whiny pointless talky scenes?

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NEW EPISODE: GHOSTS OF WAR (2020)

Mandi and John get out their K-Rations and put on olive drab for 2020’s GHOSTS OF WAR. When 5 soldiers are sent to hold a recently liberated mansion, they think they’re on easy street. But they soon find out that the live enemies outside aren’t the only killers they have to contend with. Can they (and we) survive decapitated cat’s cradles, simulated suffocation and a double scoop of Billy Zane?

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NEW EPISODE: DECOYS (2004)

John and Mandi get on their Parkas and head up to snowy north for one last gasp of winter in 2004’s DECOYS! When two college freshmen suddenly get beautiful girlfriends they think its too good to be true. As bodies start piling up on campus, they fear they might be right. Can they (and we) survive cryogenic crabs, Below-zero Blonds, and the flaming Belt of O-Fry-on?

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NEW EPISODE: THE CALL (2020)

Mandi and John keep their phones close and horror closer for 2020’s THE CALL! When old woman dies, her husband forces the teens who tormented her to make a simple telephone call, but what’s on the other end of the line is more terrifying then they could imagine. Can they (and we) endure goo dripping mouths, warbling camera effects and terrible “teen” acting? Set your beepers for DANGER!

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NEW EPISODE: WILLY’S WONDERLAND (2021)

Mandi and John get out their trash bags and grab some extra caffeinated colas for 2021’s WILLY’S WONDERLAND! After his car is disabled, a silent man agrees to clean the local family fun center to pay for the repairs. But all is not as it appears when the animatronics come to life and begin to attack! Can he (and we) survive face pecking ostriches, vicious pixies and surprise bathroom gorillas?
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