All posts by johnesat3am

SCORE FOR: BUTCHERS

After using cutting edge science and state of the art technology we have thrown all that away and just went with a short grading system to see how we feel about the show!

BUTCHERS

Mandi

Visuals: 3/5
Story: 3/5
Scare Factor: 3/5
Overall: 3/5

Feelings: 1) Don’t cheat. 2) Don’t take the keys out of the car. 3) Check for keys before you save your stupid cheating boyfriend.

John

Visuals: 2/5
Story: 3/5
Scare Factor: 4/5
Overall: 3/5

Feelings: There were exteremely visceral parts to this movie and had a very real feeling when it came to the hits. I was taken off guard many times. The abruptness of the ending was surprising.

FINAL RATING: 3/5

SCORE FOR: BLOODTHIRSTY

After using cutting edge science and state of the art technology we have thrown all that away and just went with a short grading system to see how we feel about the show!

BLOODTHIRSTY

Mandi

Visuals: 4/5
Story: 3/5
Scare Factor: 3/5
Overall: 4/5

Feelings: Lotta singing but the singing wasn’t bad. I love werewolf movies but I felt like this one was more of a dark up-and-coming popstar story. Still really liked it.

John

Visuals: 4/5
Story: 4/5
Scare Factor: 3/5
Overall: 4/5

Feelings: I liked the transformation and the slow spiral we got to watch the main chracter take. Not gonna lie, watching people eat that much meat left me a little hungry.

FINAL RATING: 3.75/5

SCORE FOR: FOR THE SAKE OF VICIOUS

After using cutting edge science and state of the art technology we have thrown all that away and just went with a short grading system to see how we feel about the show!

FOR THE SAKE OF VICIOUS

Mandi

Visuals: 5/5
Story: 5/5
Scare Factor: 3/5
Overall: 5/5

Feelings: Overall the story of revenge was believable and I’d definitely want Chris on my side in a bar fight.

John

Visuals: 5/5
Story: 5/5
Scare Factor: 3/5
Overall: 5/5

Feelings: The fight choreography on this one was amazing. I felt those hits. And the plot really sucked me in. Phe-friggin-nomenal

FINAL RATING: 4.5/5

SCORE FOR: DARK STORIES

After using cutting edge science and state of the art technology we have thrown all that away and just went with a short grading system to see how we feel about the show!

DARK STORIES

Mandi

Visuals: 5/5
Story: 5/5
Scare Factor: 5/5
Overall: 5/5

Feelings: Great stories, great special effects, kept my attention the whole time. So far my favorite film of the Horror Show.

John

Visuals: 5/5
Story: 5/5
Scare Factor: 4/5
Overall: 4/5

Feelings: So many elements of this film I loved. The stories and effects were great and the framing device is one of my favorites. Really loved it.

FINAL RATING: 4.75/5

SCORE FOR: THE 100 CANDLES GAME

After using cutting edge science and state of the art technology we have thrown all that away and just went with a short grading system to see how we feel about the show!

THE 100 CANDLES GAME

Mandi

Visuals: 5/5
Story: 4/5
Scare Factor: 4/5
Overall: 4/5

Feelings: Well done. Definately perfer the shorts compared to the framing narative, but it was still fun. Good effects.

John

Visuals: 5/5
Story: 4/5
Scare Factor: 4/5
Overall: 4/5

Feelings: Really liked this, espcially some of the earlier shorts. While a few didn’t have focused ending, the fact they were shorts and all had amazing visuals.

FINAL RATING: 4.25/5

SCORE FOR: THE COLUMNIST

After using cutting edge science and state of the art technology we have thrown all that away and just went with a short grading system to see how we feel about the show!

THE COLUMNIST

Mandi

Visuals: 2/5
Story: 3/5
Scare Factor: 1/5
Overall: 2/5

Feelings: Never touch murder weapons with bare hands! And why wouldn’t she get chips first?!

John

Visuals: 3/5
Story: 2/5
Scare Factor: 3/5
Overall: 2/5

Feelings: While I didn’t like the reason why the character was doing what they were doing, I liked the kills and some of the characters.

FINAL RATING: 2.5/5

SCORE FOR: THE OAK ROOM

After using cutting edge science and state of the art technology we have thrown all that away and just went with a short grading system to see how we feel about the show!

THE OAK ROOM

Mandi

Visuals: 5/5
Story: 4/5
Scare Factor: 3/5
Overall: 4/5

Feelings: Overall a great movie. I felt the ending was cut short.

John

Visuals: 5/5
Story: 3/5
Scare Factor: 3/5
Overall: 4/5

Feelings: First off I want to say that Peter Outerbridge is friggin amazing. His energy and timing just hit all the right notes in this film. The visuals were outstanding and the only place it feel short was in the story’s conclusion but only because of how intense it got at the end. Hope this one get’s a wide release so I can share it.

FINAL RATING: 4/5

SCORE FOR: ANONYMOUS ANIMALS

After using cutting edge science and state of the art technology we have thrown all that away and just went with a short grading system to see how we feel about the show!

ANONYMOUS ANIMALS

Mandi

Visuals: 4/5
Story: 1/5
Scare Factor: 2/5
Overall: 1/5

Feelings: Most people who approve of eating meat don’t approve of dog fights. This movies title should be “People who eat meat are bad, here’s why”. I guess I had too much red meat today because instead of making me want to be a vegan, this movie just made me angry.

John

Visuals: 2/5
Story: 1/5
Scare Factor: 1/5
Overall: 2/5

Feelings: Maybe it’s just that I’ve seen things like this, I felt abiviliant “man’s inhumanity/ what if WE were the animals” thing going on here left me kinda meh. I liked that they told their story with no words BUT the story wasn’t that good. They even gave away one of the most shocking kills in the trailer.

FINAL RATING: 1.75/5