September is PRE-TOBER!

This September we’re gonna do everything we can to get you in the Ghoul-tide mood so stay tuned. Today, we’re easing things in with a meme for your friday!

What are you doing to pre-game for the upcoming Halloween season? Let us know!

ESat3am celebrates 4 years and 200 episodes with some real life spooky stories told to us by friends and family. Thank you all so much for letting us be a part of your lives for the past 4 years. We look forward to many more!

Mandi and John spot each other on the bench for 1995, 2012’s, 2022’s BLOODY MUSCLE BODY BUILDER IN HELL. Can they groovy their way through yandere Leatherface rejects, shotguns of dubious origin, and the destructive capacity of the Hand/Foot?

John and Mandi get out their knitting needles and grab a delicious jungle burger for 1999’s IDLE HANDS. Can they smoke their way through fast flying frisbees of death, eye licking cats and knife happy druids?

Mandi and John renew their pilot’s licenses and grab their cameras for 1997’s THE NIGHT FLIER. Can they report their way through reluctant dog actors, single-toothed Nosferatu and the very detailed view into the seedy world of small plane landing fields?

John and Mandi put on their golf shoes and polish their 9 Irons for 1989’s BLADES. Can they putt their way through duplicitous country club owners, eccentric morgue technicians and murderous mowers mulching with malevolent intent?

Mandi and John grab their record player and longingly look at every improvised weapon in the house for 2023’s EVIL DEAD RISE. Can they wood chipper their way through eye regurgitation asphyxia, cheese grater leg lacerations and demonic family wigglywoms?

John and Mandi put on terrible orange wigs and grab items from the thrift store for 1997’s QUICKSILVER HIGHWAY. Can they pilot their way through murderously metal mandibles, menacingly malcontent metacarpals and the fact this show didn’t get 7 seasons and a feature film?

ESAT3AM pays tribute to one of the greats who was sadly taken too soon. No jokes this time, just a fun movie with a great cast. Lets all enjoy 1988’s DEAD HEAT.

John and Mandi gather all the sugar they can find and look at questionable property investments for 1977’s EMPIRE OF THE ANTS. Can they river boat their way through felonious Formicidae and their pheromonally fascinated Floridian friends? Or are they destined to work the sugar refinery for their insect overlords?