John and Mandi put on their thickest turtlenecks and take some ephemerol for 1981’s SCANNERS. When a young man with special abilities is thrust into the middle of a war between a powerful organization and a group of murderous psychics, he’ll do everything he can to survive. Can he (and we) scan his way though shotgun art critics, extreme file deletion and unborn telepaths?

Mandi and John grab their illuminated manuscripts and don their crusader armor for 2011’s SEASON OF THE WITCH. When two men return from The Crusades, they find the land plagued by a terrible sickness. When they’re charged with taking the cause of the sickness to an abbey for it to be destroyed, they’re horrified to see it’s a young woman who may not be exactly what it appears. Can they (and we) exorcise their way through squishy faced wolves, inopportunely unsheathed swords, and demonically possessed monk corpses?

John and Mandi put on their giant diving helmets and grab their chicken for 1965’s WAR-GODS OF THE DEEP. After a body is found washed ashore, an unlikely engineer tries to find out the sinister implications. What he finds is an underwater world run by a madman with a ticking time bomb about to blow. Can he (and we) swim through waterlogged ruins, murderous undying smugglers and the terror of the gill men?

Mandi and John grab their pens full of dubious powder and ready their football gear for 1998’s THE FACULTY. When the faculty of the local high school begins to act strangely, 6 students look to find out why. When they discover the extraterrestrial terror infecting their school, they discover they might be the only ones left to fight the alien onslaught. Can they (and we) snort their way through angry coaches, repressed teachers and constantly being on drugs while aliens attack?

John and Mandi grab their exercise tape deck and start making cakes for 2022’s SORRY ABOUT THE DEMON. After a bad break up, a man with commitment issues moves into a house that is, unbeknownst to him, the dwelling of a demon. But when those around him become possessed, he is determined to stick this one out. Can he (and we) hobby our way through taekwondo accountants, terrible toothpaste and infernally digging ex’s?

Mandi and John grab their big book of butterflies and chug down some caffeinated soda for 2016’s BEFORE I WAKE. When a family suffering from loss decides to take in a foster child, they are delighted at the visions the child creates in their dreams. But when those dreams turn to nightmares, they might not survive long enough to wake up. Can they (and we) dream through glass breaking bullies, water puking kiddos and the terrible bendiness of the Canker Man?

John and Mandi pull out their flashlights and grab some silver goo for 1991’s THE RESURRECTED. When a young wife calls on a detective to find out why her hubby is acting oddly, our intrepid gumshoe is thrown headlong down a 200 year old mystery. And as the bodies being to pile up, it will take all his wits to make it out alive. Can he (and we) detect our way through Hole Bodies, Humperdink head ripping and skele-splosions?

Mandi and John hide all the flower vases and try to hold on to their wine glasses for 2022’s SMILE. When a doctor tries to help a troubled young woman, she is horrified when that patient dies. But when the horrifying creature her patient screamed of starts to follow the doctor, she will do everything she can to escape it. Can she (and we) scream our way through Face Peeling Kumar, bendy neck siblings, or literal hammer time?

ESat3am wants to wish you a happy new year with 2011’s THE MILLENNIUM BUG. We hope you all have a great 2023!

ESat3AM puts on their Santa hats and gets ready for holiday hi-jinks with 2010’s THE TRAVELER. When a mysterious stranger walks into a police station on Christmas Eve, the officers on duty do their best to process him. But as strange events play out and the body count rises, the stranger may have more about him than anyone knows. Can the officers (and we) survive looped torture playbacks, tongue cutting in the 8th dimension, and door exploded by Elvis?