Ho, ho, ho, and Merry Scares-mas to everyone! We here at ESat3AM want to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas and hope that your yuletide is full of comfort and joy without any attacks from horribly rubber masked brownies like those in 1989’s ELVES! When a young woman is chased by some pernicious pixies, it’s up to a washed out detective to save the holiday season and perhaps the world! Can he (and we) festively fight against supremacist sidhe, busted bobbles and just general holiday horrors?