John and Mandi grease back their hair and put on their leather jackets for 2023’s DARK HARVEST. Can they 1960’s style rampage their way through small town conspiracies involving corn harvests, murderous malevolent pumpkin beasts, and hilarious amounts of gore?
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EPISODE 224: THE VIGIL (2019)
Mandi and John try to keep their heads forward and turn the subtitles on for 2019’s THE VIGIL. Can they bone crack their way through giant exposition basement TVs, mouth hair, and working very hard to hear the dialog over sound effects and music?
EPISODE 223: LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL(2023)
ESAT3AM returns with every glass shattered and multiple calls from the network with 2023’s LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL. Can they keep their ratings up in spite of cold reading regurgitating psychics, mesmeric worm obsessed skeptics and an ending with Kubrickian levels of weird stuff to unpack?
PARDON OUR DUST:
Sorry guys, we’ve been up to our eyeballs in shenanigans around here and haven’t had a chance to update till now. It’s with exasperated sorrow that I gotta inform y’all we’re taking March off. Never fear though, we will be back come April and look forward to seeing y’all then!
EPISODE 222: SUITABLE FLESH (2023)
Mandi and John put on sweat inducing leather and answer every unknown number for 2023’s SUITABLE FLESH. Can they body swap their way through reverse camera crushings, hypno-stabbing, and awkward admissions from husbands?
EPISODE 221: SILENT HILL (2006)
John and Mandi grab their cellphone necklaces and start memorizing maps for 2006’s SILENT HILL. Can they barbwire crawl their way through acid spitting tube men, EZ-peel Anna, and the crispification of Cybil?
EPISODE 220: CUPID (2020)
Mandi and John grab their “chicken” cookies and massively rewrite Roman Mythology for 2020’s CUPID. Can we valentine our way through cutthroat card throwing, one dozen throat roses and the evil that is… THE POPULAR GIRL?
EPISODE 219: ALLIGATOR 2: THE MUTATION (1991)
John and Mandi prepare their most potent poking sticks and grab change for the pay toilets while watching 1991’s ALLIGATOR 2: THE MUTATION. Can they wade their way through villainous land developing genetics lab owners, pathetic politicians and the most antisocial alligator on the west coast?
EPISODE 218: CABINET OF CURIOSITIES S1E5: “PICKMAN’S MODEL”
ESat3AM finishes it’s look at anthology horror with GUILLERMO DEL TORO’S CABINET OF CURIOSITIES S1E5: “PICKMAN’S MODEL”. Will the sight of spooky art drive them to the brink of madness? or is it just the accents?
EPISODE 217: ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK: S2E9 “THE TALE OF THE MIDNIGHT MADNESS”
ESat3AM continues it’s look at anthology horror with ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK: S2E9 “THE TALE OF MIDNIGHT MADNESS”